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Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
They were a
normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr.
Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him
the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It
wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and
he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There
were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and
stared,
not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at
all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr.
Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy?
He's
not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said
gently,
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But
you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see,
there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we
think that its father
is a microwave blender."
The Smith's
lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her
husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy
alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.
And
Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken
for
a garbage can.”
-Tim Burton
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