HUAHAHAHA!!!

Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score.
Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head: Cool.
Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.
Little Old Lady: Well, that's nice.

*Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

NO ONE LOVES ME!

King Julien: No one loves me!
Skipper: Oh, now that's not...
King Julien: ...as much as *I* love me.
Skipper: Oh. Well, that is true. 

*The Penguins Of Madagascar

BIG PILE OF CONTRADICTIONS

"My lyric are big pile of contradictions. They're split down the middle between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastis and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks unite." -KURT COBAIN-

 I CAN'T DATE YOU

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE 
MY WEIRDNESS, SARCASM,

STUPID JOKES AND MY

TENDENCY TO LAUGH AT

ALMOST EVERYTHING

AUTISM

Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. 

One of them's me. The other's not you. 

- Cameron Poe 'Con Air' -

BERKHAYAL TIDAKLAH NAKAL

“Anne, dengarkan aku. Berkhayal tidaklah nakal. Itu bagus. Itulah yang membuat orang-orang menulis buku dan menggambar lukisan dan menggubah musik. Artinya berpura-pura. Teruskan saja melakukannya. Demi Tuhan, jangan berhenti. Itu sering kali bisa menyelamatkanmu dari petaka akibat kedalaman rasa sedihmu.”

-Before Green Gables-

*DROOLS!

Justin: He loves me.
Brian Kinney: Your dreamy-eyed school boy.
Justin: In ways that you can't.
Brian Kinney: In ways that I won't. 

You think you're a man
But you're only a boy
You think you're a man
You are only a toy

-Divine-

 

GOODBYE

PERSEPOLIS

Marjane [voice over]: "I remember I led a peaceful, uneventful life as a little girl. I loved fries with ketchup, Bruce Lee was my hero, I wore Adidas sneakers and had two obsessions: Shaving my legs one day and being the last prophet of the galaxy." 
 

MANIS!

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Ashley: What else have you seen Kale? 
Kale : What else have I seen? 
Ashley : Yeah, what else? 
Kale : I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that, not, I mean...
[takes a breath] 
Kale : For instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza-flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what are you doing? You're reading. Books. You know, not "US Weekly or "Seventeen", or, you know... but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh...
[scratches head, chuckles] 
Kale : You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's, um... Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't, you stop and you back up and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot" kind of stare. You know, it's more like... "Who am I, really?" And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's so cool. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world, you know? Tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books... I'm only looking at you. 
Ashley : That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.*

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*dikutip dari film 'DIsturbia'